Lozzy's Quote of the Day

2004-12-14T17:38:00.000Z

Hey all,

Sorry the site has slowed up over the last month, I’m sure you understand there is just too much coursework! – and not enough hours in the day. A few more quotes for you:

“So she was born in Germany, she lived most of her life in America and she has an Irish name and she know lives in England, how multi-cultural! Where were you conceived??? Lol” – Loz
“Germany I think, how about you Jon?” - Mel
“What?” – Jon
“Jon where were you conceived?” Loz
“In a hospital dumbass” – Jon
*Shocked faces of disgust from everyone who heard*

“I wanna go to the Brentford re-match tonight, I think I’ll support Hinkley” – Dayle
“O.K can I ask why?” - Loz
“Because they play in the same colours of QPR – Red and Yellow” – Dayle
(Dayle did correct himself after lol)

Lozzy 11 days!!!!! Whoo!

2004-12-01T16:36:00.000Z

“No Michael it’s because she’s ghetto” Matt
“Actually Matt it’s not just because I’m ghetto….” – Ms Bogard

“Chris are you trying to suggest Genna is some kind of un-dead monster?” – Loz
“NO! I’m just asking if she eats brains.” – Chris.

“Ohhh I have a tampon in my ear….ARGH I HAVE A TAMPON IN MY EAR!!!!” –Mike (at gig….can’t remember who put it there might’ve been Andrew…)

Depesh: *Lots of random threats*
Josh: “You’re so lucky I don’t understand a thing you say….”

“Gwa Gwan (or something of the sort) ma bruv, seen. Let’s bounce dawg!” – Mike….and his new obsession with learning the script of San Andreas!

“Wow you got done by Chris.” - Loz
“Don’t worry I’ve done Chris soooo many times before.” – Mike.

“The conditions were extremely cramped so what do you all do?” – Ms Bogard talking about living conditions in Viking England.
“Eat each other” – Chris.

Lozzy xXx

24 days to go!!!!!

2004-11-11T21:28:00.000Z

Sorry haven’t updated.

In a rush.

Exams are hard

No revision yet.

Very tired…and hungry in fact.

MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!

VERY hyper.

Apologies.

15 year old Lozzy xXx
(For the last time!)

2004-10-31T17:29:00.000Z

Hi,
Firstly apologies for yesterday’s bad mood and mostly pointless post.

It’s Halloween, or “All Hallows Eve” Whatever you call it enjoy it, Trick or Treat and get some sweets or candy, go home and tell horror stories and if you’re brave (or crazy) enough do a Ougie Board, heck don’t forget to consume some alcohol, watch scary movies with your mates, have a Halloween party, dress up and take a sibling out to get some treats from stingy neighbours…but whatever you do please don’t egg someone’s house.

It’s so immature. So is lobbing dog shit up someone’s house or covering their new car in silly string, and putting a firework through someone’s letterbox is downright dangerous. People I have spoken to (now I’m not being sexist but all the people that I have spoken to are guys and have named other boys they are going egging with) anyway, people I have spoken to aren’t even going out to “Trick or Treat”, they aren’t even going out in costume or with a mask. They are going out to get thrills and self satisfaction out of throwing perfectly good eggs at random people’s houses and probably a few people from our school. Maybe if they found it so funny they should experience the fun of cleaning it off windows and front doors the next day.

But at least egging’s not dangerous – unless you get shards of shell in your eye hehe.

I speak thankfully not from experience, but if my house gets egged tonight it won’t bother me in the slightest. I’d actually pity and feel sorry for the sad bastards that have nothing better to do on Halloween. I also haven’t, am not and never will go egging on Halloween. I have better things to do…like go up the Woodman :)

*Climbs off soapbox*

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Scotty x

2004-10-30T20:06:00.000+01:00

Right here it is a ******* update, if you cannot guess I am in a slightly foul mood. Well what do you want me to say? And no I’m not typing up quotes now because I have interrupted my graphics homework to do this.

So… gig was good yesterday. Shouts to:
Sophie, Jo, Charlie, Nathanielielieliely, the random girl in the cat mask, the girl who gave me a WKD because she felt sick (and was after she handed it to me) and also:
Paul, Rob, Hywel, Lorrie, Glenis, Gazza and my Dadio for taking me up the pub straight from the gig to carry on.

I have had an alright half term. However school is forever hanging over me and I am being nagged to do revision of which I have done… not a lot. In fact only Eng lit.
Right I’m going to eat fish and chips, hardly worth an update eh? But at least I can say I have now.

BYE

2004-10-06T18:52:00.000+01:00

:O I think they call it copyright… I’m phoning my lawyer.

Pictured removed because Luke decided to be an immature *expletive*.

Shame on you Daily Express.
LOADS of quotes for you all tomorrow :)
Lozzy xXx

2004-09-24T19:16:00.000+01:00

Q.O.T.D for Friday:

“Joe did you vote on my site?” – Loz
“Not yet I haven’t been on my P.C for a while but I expressed my opinion, it should count for one and if Matt doesn’t like it he can stick his head up my arse.” – Joe

How thoughtful.

Art coursework to do will post more tomorrow.

Lozzy xXx

2004-09-23T20:19:00.000+01:00

Howdidilly doodilly folks!

Todays Q.O.T.D-

“Yes and we know witness accounts weren’t very reliable, I mean if you were drunk and it was 1 in the morning how could a you see Jack the Ripper’s necklace in detail?” *Ms Bogard chuckles to herself*

“You never know maybe Jack had some massive gold chain, he might’ve been a blingin’ ripper!” – Matt

He has got it again! Matt has the most quotes thinking off the top of my head. However the L.A.F.F.Q.O.T.D’s has not been sorted. How many should his 5 quotes count for? The options you have to choose from are
A.) 1
B.) 3
C.) 5
Your vote counts!!! E-mail me or post it in the comments.

Vote and be merry!

Lozzy xXx

2004-09-22T20:41:00.000+01:00

Hey,
First of all sorry for the delay in posting too busy eg: 1) Got better things to do. 2) Can’t be bothered.

Second of all a big thank you and hugs to S.J my fellow year book member who I understand made up the survey all you Northwood goer’s did today in reg. S.J put “Quotes” among the other things people want in the year book. I do understand that a minority of yr 11 wouldn’t know what “L.Q.O.T.D’s” are if written like that. Shame on them. As I have heard from a few people quite a few of you ticked “quotes” as a yes for the yr book THANKS :D Lol. I also understand that a minority has ticked “yes” for “Notes from Headmistress” I for one didn’t.

Anyhoo I do believe we are missing some Quotes.

Mondays QOTD:
Photographer: ONE
Danielle: Oh shit is my fringe O.K not wonky?
Loz: Yes it’s fine shut it! *Through smiling teeth*
Photographer: TWO
Danielle: I need to pee.
Loz: Please shut up.
Photographer: THREE!
Danielle: My nose is itching.
Loz: Oh Christ…

Tuesdays QOTD:
Laurell: “I was talking to my history teacher today about my pancreas and he said it’s my liver that makes insulin…but I didn’t think it was your liver that kept your whole body warm…”
Loz: “That’s insulin not insulate…”

Wednesdays QOTD:
118118: Hello can I help you?
Iain: How big is YOUR willy?
118118: Erm…sorry?
Iain: How big is your willy?
118118: Wait there I’ll get my superviser…
Iain: Oh wow how big is HIS willy???!!!!!
*118118 hangs up on Iain*

More tomorrow J
OVER 1000 visitors I luv ya guys!!!!!!!!!
Lozzy xXx

2004-09-19T22:00:00.000+01:00

Hi everyone,

Just to say soory for not posting for a few days I will update everything tomorrow. A few notes from me:

I didn't, I haven't, I never will. Don't listen to what Martin and Joe are saying. (If you don't know than that's good :)

I love my new Nike Air Max Classics. Sorry had to say that, they've got a pink swoosh and are so darn funky!!

Can't wait till next gig i'm having withdrawal simptoms.

See most of you tomorrow.
Lozzy xXx

2004-09-14T19:28:00.000+01:00

Heya,

Q.O.T.D:

"Becca please straighten your hair one day I bet you look really nice" - Loz
"Don't worry I will" - Becca
"Hang on a minute...You're gonna striaghten your hair? Like have propper hair? Like normal girls?"

Lol I'm sure he didn't mean it how it came out. Can't write much more too much Art coursework.

Beware of the Northwood Flu people are dropping like flies! Luke, Danielle, Madeline felt ill yesterday and lots of people have colds...including me : GAS MASKS PEOPLE!!!

Lozzy xXx

2004-09-13T18:32:00.000+01:00

Hey,

Out for a family meal yesterday (yes I know aren’t they just the best!) My cuz Chris said something quite funny and seen as though I didn’t hear or read much on MSN I decided to give him his first Q.O.T.D….

“Loz you like art alot right? And you’re good at it but you never know when you finish your G.C.S.E’s you may change what you wanna do for example you might wanna be a Maths teacher…”

…Not likely.

And today I heard very little quotes flying around but I picked this one up from Karl and Jays very loud conversation in Science behind me, Amber and Melissa…

“What’s that thing where you do something bad to the Queen and get the death penalty? Is it Blasphemy?” – Karl
“Nah it’s Treason” – J
“Cool I’d love to kill the Queen and get the death penalty for treason!– Karl.

….Right.

I hope to here some high quality quotes tomorrow! I notice No-more-Afro-Joe hasn’t had one in a while…

Lozzy xXx
(Will put it up soon S.J)

2004-09-11T16:55:00.000+01:00

Hi everyone,
Sorry I didn't post yesterday my internet was playing up, anyhoo it's all up and running now.
Yesterdays Q.O.T.D:
"Nah I love you really Jay" - Laurell
"ERGH I'd like to keep my breakfast in my stomach thanks! ..Unless I poo it out in a moment of excitement" - Jay

...How lovely.

Thanks to everyone for the nice stuff said about this site over the last few days :) I was gonna post quotes from MSN but that's just bigheaded lol.
So thanks to:
Jay .C, Josh, Chris, Danny, Nick, and Lat. (Update - And Vicky!)
(If I missed you off sorry :) feel free to have a go at me over MSN)

900 people! Wooo!

Lozzy xXx

2004-09-09T20:59:00.000+01:00

I have been bad, very bad I’m sorry Matt!

An explanation: At the very end of last school year Matt made a staggering 5 Quotes in a double History lesson, for this he has been awarded a LAFFQOTDS. {Lozzy’s award for five Quote of the Days} They haven’t been posted before now because I have either forgotten about it, lost the quotes, can’t be bothered etc. I am not sure if they should count as 5 separate Quotes in the table… What do you lot think? If it does Matt will have a substantial lead on everyone else which could make the competition boring. Any way the Quotes are as followed:

"Tunama- it's like Tuna, but... mispronounced."

Ms Bogard: You've got a GOOD part!
Matt: I don't like the way you say good. Does the part involve me being bummed by several large, naked, hairy men named Bubba, Frank and George?
Ms Bogard: No Matt.

Ms B To Michael: "Now, you should be really proud of this, Michael. You got a "C!"
Matt: She clearly thinks he's thick.
Loz: Absolutely.

“Your an idiot” (underbreath) – Matt about Ms Bogard
“ I heard that and I will frog that Matt” – Ms B.
“WTF?” - M
“Its a yr 8 thing going around, you say something and ill agree and then you stop.” – Ms B.
“OK you're stupid” – M
“Maybe I am.” – Ms B.
“Yes you are and you’re also ugly.” - M
“Well maybe I am” – Ms B
“Yes you are, thankyou bye.” - M

"Her speeches have random pauses in them!! I mean, what the hell? It's like two alphabets had a nuclear war, and the fallout was full stops all over the speech. Hello Northwood. School it is a. Delight to see you. All. Again." – About Mrs Ketly’s talking.

Right back to the present…

Yesterday’s Q.O.T.D:
On the way home from school, Me, Mike, Ellie (My sister) Rachel (Mike’s sister)
“What colour are you in Mike?” – Rachel
“WTF?” - Mike
“Teaching group you thick shit, they are named after colours” - R
“Oh yeah! ..Pink with purple and yellow poker dots” – M
“You are such a F***ing idiot Michael” – R

Today’s Q.O.T.D:

Again in History:

“So we have just covered how bad living conditions were in Victorian times, cramped houses, full of people who are poor and don’t work. Now what would they do if they got so desperate?” – Ms Bogard.

“…Eat each other?” – Chris L.
And my personal favourite, from walking around The Britsh Museum after school with my Art class, Me, Jake and Josh:

“Right now someone, somewhere is thinking of me” – Jake.
“Yeah I’m thinking of what a repulsive retard you are.” – Josh.

See you all tomorrow, it’ll be Friday nearly the weekend!!!!

Lozzy xXx

2004-09-07T19:48:00.000+01:00

Hey,
Q.O.T.D’s for Tuesday:

“Kiss my dog!” – Madz to Mrs Johnsey

“Joe what’s your MSN?” - Will
“Joe underscore Sampson” - Joe
“How do you spell underscore?” – Will

Just a mention for my bridge buddy Danielle…even though her bridging could do with perfecting she’s still very good. (No it is nothing rude)

Lozzy xXx

2004-09-06T16:58:00.000+01:00

Q.O.T.D Monday:

"Jon... would you care to itch my bollocks?" - Dayle to Jon on the way to science.

(Jon said no incase you are wondering ;) )

To much coursework to write more at the moment...

Lozzy xXx

2004-09-05T21:29:00.000+01:00

Q.O.T.D's for Sunday:

"I went down to the pet store but they didnt hav any teradactles in there, then the lady said they were extinct and hit me with a broom...." - Josh.

"Is he an arrogant bully and generally a wanker?" - Jay. C
"Absolutely spot on!" - Loz
(About Martin Allen Manager of Brentford F.C)

See you tomorrow (most of you)

Lozzy xXx

2004-09-03T21:04:00.000+01:00

Hello all,

Does anyone else feel like they’ve been back at school for about a month and that the holidays were ages ago??? Because I for one do L

Anyway Q.O.T.D:
“If she laughs one more time I am gunna get up and punch that French speaking turkey testicle!” - Non Afro Joe about Ms Baffos in French.

Looks like the old feud of Laurelly and Joe is back on. Anyone care to place bets? J
Matt may be in with a chance of an overall win but he doesn’t sit next to me and Becca in History anymore, instead we have Nicola and Mike who suck… no offence mates :D I also have to put another quote up from the other day that Luke informed me of:

“Oh WOW the sky is Blue!!!” – S.J with Lukes blue tinted sun glasses.

Ahh 800 visitors! YAY! Thanks everyone, who was the 800th? Anyone know?

Enjoy the weekend it won’t last long.

Lozzy xXx

2004-09-02T17:46:00.000+01:00

Back to school for the hardest year by far…

Actually it wasn’t too bad today, saw a lot of my missed friends. You know the people you like but you don’t tend to see them a lot in the holidays because they aren’t you’re really close friends. Anyhoo the day went really fast I thought probably the extended form time. I did however make my disgust publically known when me and a few other mates fell through the door of French (not litrally) only to go “Oh My God!” when I saw Ms Baffoss (sp.) is our teacher instead of Ms Moon…ah well my other teachers aren’t bad.

IT’S OFFICIALLY BACK – Quote of the Day has returned. 11 people have asked about it being in the year book and lots more liked the idea when I suggested it to them, therefore if it is to be in the Year Book I am aiming for a quote EVERYday and they should have to be damn good ones. Feel free to e-mail me or tell me on MSN quotes I have missed off J

The only quote I got today is from Laurell…

Loz: “So where’s Richard going to Uni?”
Laurell: Um…erm…I think it’s called Birmingham…wait…we don’t live in..?
Amber: No Laurell we do not live in Birmingham.
Laurell: Oh right … Birminham's not in Middlesex is it?
Amber: No Middlesex is a county
Loz: And Birmingham is a city
Laurell: Oh right but...

It went on along time. We convinced her the London Borough of Birmingham didn’t exist and infact after all the fuss the person we were asking about went to Sussex…how did she get Birmingham from that? We luv ya anywayz Laurelly!

Comon let’s hear some quotes! I will work out a table when I get time or when I get nagged enough. :)

Luvin ya all

Lozzy xXx

2004-08-28T20:56:00.000+01:00

Hey Everyone,

This an urgent request!!!! What do you lot make of this comment posted by Joe?....

"how long has it been since i posted on here....god...that must have been in the days of the afro!"

: I am in shock has the Afro gone? If it has I need photo proof and we will have to treat it as a national trajedy.

Lozzy xXx

2004-08-28T12:15:00.000+01:00

One thing I forgot...

Quote of the Holiday:

"Cheaper than chips!
Cheaper than Asda Price!
Cheaper than Primark!
CHEAPER THAN SHOPLIFTING!"

(Guy in the market in Bodrum) . Try and imagine it in a Turkish accent, this guy probably has no idea what Primark and Asda even are. Lol.

Lozzy xXx

2004-08-25T20:37:00.000+01:00

Hi everyone,

Got back from a very good, very hot holiday in Turkey a few days ago and I actually wrote a blog one night because I wanted to remember stuff, sorta a diary entry but for you guys (feel special ;) lol)....

Ahh...11 o'clock in Turkey, Wednesday the 19th...I thyink I always loose track of the date and time on holiday, i'm just sitting in mine and Ellies room watching Tom and Jerry...fantastic I know but Eliie beat me to the remote. Anyhoo got back early because the air conditioning was leaking water and we had to be here for when the "Technical" came to fix it. I didn't mind he was really a really cute young Turkish guy. So now the room is lurvely and cool with super duper air con, it's boiling outside even now it's still in the 30's and i'm sitting here writing you all a blog, God knows why but I actually miss some of ya!

O.K so Turkey in brief so far... well we got here Monday well actually early hours of Tuesday. The journey took 12 hours very tired after that. We were actually about 45 minutes early. Left house about 3:30pm got to Gatwick at 4:45, flight was 8:05pm, watched Shrek 2...again. Landed half an hour early at 11:45pm, (1:45am Tukish time) finally reached the hotel at 2:45am and went to sleep about 4am local time, then woke up at 8...not alot of sleep lol.
Hotel is really nice, set on the coast in Bodrum it's right near the sea infact it is about 10m from the tennis courts. The view is amazing, the Agean sea with boats and then mountains and sparkling water as far as you can see, pretty! There are 3 pools, water slides, 5 bars blah blah. There is this really nice blue cocktail they do and all the food and drink is free because we're all inclusive, which is cool and there is alot of ice cream!! I have been mostly lying in the sun getting a tan and if not sunbathing I have been in the pool cooling off. This will sound weird and it did surprise me but all the good looking lads are German!! :O There was alot of Germans there and most of them were rude and arrogant, but the guys were gorgeous! So were the Turkish guys.
Tomorrow we're going to a massive water park and on Saturday we are going on a shopping trip to buy loads of genuine designer and brand stuff, for cheap. I thought it would all be fake but according to all the reps they are propper shops and if you see a fake one in the markets you'd know about it because they arn't very good. Going to get some crisps see you all soon!!!

...That was it lol. Water park was wicked, went on some big ass slides and shoots. For those of you who know what Summit Plumit is I went on a slightly smaller version of that, lets just say I was glad I wern't a guy going down it lol. Shopping was amazing, everything was sooooo cheap in comparrason to this country. I got A Ralf Lauren top, pink D&G top, Hugo Boss top, and a Mogan strap top. Also a pink Louise V bag and Burberry bag. I won't bore you with the rest but if you ever get a chance go there!!!!!!! And the market fakes? They really were crap lol. Burbury hats with the stitching is hanging out, "Parda" bags, Puma stuff with the Puma jumping the wrong way, "Gujie" "Guchie" or "goochy" stuff. There was no end to the spelling mistakes it was actually quite funny. Anywayz after a long post i'm gonna wrap up and let you all get on with it.
Buh Buy!

Lozzy xXx

2004-08-11T22:11:00.000+01:00

I'm not dead!!!!
Lol I am infact taking my chances and writing on Blogger *gasp* only a short post, NOT BECAUSE LUKE SUGGESTED IT! Lots of people complain I don't post and therefore I will carry on posting and will not change my blogs to suit Luke or the "trend" of several lines of random crap. OK Brief headlines if you like without explaination because I am tired (yes I am aware it is only 10pm but I have worked 9-6 everyday all week and I am shattered but i'll be glad when I get paid! Ok..

1) I am extremely happy Nadia won Big Brother, I can't believe Jason got to the final two and I thought it was so sweet when some of the toehrs were crying because they were so happy for Nadia (mainly her "Lip Gloss Bitches")

2) I have a new computer! Since about one hour ago. I won't bore you with spec, but I have 60GB of memory for my MANY pictures, state of the art spyware blaster, norton etc and a program that Microsoft don't put on general release till next week! But that is something boing that doesn't appy to me, but it's all good, no virus means more posts! = No moaning or nagging! = Happy Loz!

3) Off to Turkey in 5 days, if you would like a postcard leave your addy in the comments...OK maybe not a good idea lol, just tell me it over MSN or Windows Messenger as I now have.

4) Working at Turbervilles for just this week for many a reason I won't go into but I'm working there for the money and I am stuck in reception with the switch board that sucks, those of you who know me well know hate talking over the phone to other people that's why I talk alot on MSN and Text but shit happens and I miss working in the Estate Agents though I do go and see them when my boss isn't looking. Hehe

5) Brentford won 4-3 yesterday against Doncaster Rovers, I see you all yawning....Well I don't care I saw lurvely Stephen Hunt so I don't care!

6)...I can't remember...

That's about it in general I will write properly tomorrow or soon depending if I can heave myself upstairs on here and not collapse and fall to sleep. Time for some curry I think...

Luv you all like vodka shots and Jelly Tots!

Lozzy xXx

2004-07-18T17:21:00.000+01:00

I really cannot believe this, I really can’t believe it. I type a whole post. THE longest post I have written including EVERYTHING. So many quotes I have lost because Blogger is a piece of shit and closed again I lost it all…I am so pissed off right now. I hate Blogger. Luke has just said this to me:
“Just to put things into perspective. Its a website it makes no money. You are healthy, you have friends, you're smart, you will aspire to great things....Your parents are in good health, your friends stand by you. It's only a post, on a website. Does it really matter in the great scheme of things?!”

Of course he is right but I lost so much I reckon about 2 – 3 pages of writing. But thanks to Luke also who advised me to write my blogs in Word in future which I will do. I am really pissed off. I will however try and re-type my blog later maybe or next week coz I probably wont get round to it now. It won’t be half as good nor will it contain half the quotes of the original coz to be honest I won’t remember the ones that arn’t written down.

A very pissed off Loz.

2004-06-30T12:30:00.000+01:00

In PSHE at the mo, being bored and finished my typing in 5 mins, have recieved alot of complaints about not posting so here I am I have started twice but Laurell deleted one lot and blogger buggered on my propper one because it is crap. I have quotes etc that I will post later. For now a theory from Laurell...

"Don't you think if you get on the bus you should pay 5p per stop and not 40p or whatever it is for the whole journey? It's not fair for someone to go one stop and still have to pay the same as someone going the whole way."

Random...Any thoughts?

I'll post later or tomorrow when I get home. Lastly this post is dedicated to: SJ, Pritha, Lydia, Laurell, Purvi, Saman, Rebecca, Martin, Sultan, Matt, Charlotte Chris and Niraj.

Lozzy xXx

2004-06-30T12:23:00.000+01:00

Laurell sucks.

2004-06-23T17:57:00.000+01:00

Sorry I haven't been posting guys and girls!!! Blogger keeps buggering up so I type a post out and then click publish and it says the classic "Page cannot be displayed" I then loose what I've written and am to lazy to re-type it and, yes now I save my posts as a word document so I won't loose any in the future (Fingers Crossed)

Last time I posted was when I was at Turbervilles, it seems so long ago now i'm back at school and everything is back to normal. School sucks compared to w/e in the end Kirsty bought me a funky lil' photo frame with lil' springy flowers on top. And they gave me a card which they all signed and put a tenner in adding up to £100. I was well happy, but really sad to go but I have been asked to come back in the summer which I will do hopefully.

Erm not much else to say...Writing about work experience in 3 lessons, which is repetitive, English, P.S.H.E and bloody French. French is so pointless and we have an evil teacher (don't we Joe?) and I have heard some of you had her for English (top set I believe) she is crazy. Big Brother is really good, un-expectidly. You just get adicted to watching it and want to know what happens even if you try and stop yourself hehe. I hate Victor, Jason and Vanessa (get her out!!!) I'm warming to Dan and Michelle she stole my word but now has resorted to saying it "Chik-n" or "Chick" so it's technically not the same I can handle that.

Oh I forgot Football!!!! Last oppertunity I feel I have to write about England in a positive light because i'm abit un-sure about Portugal but we must have faith!!! I have watched two great games since the last post I hope we do aswell tomorrow. 3-0 against Switzerland and 4-2 against Croatia both games Roony played great (even though he looks like Shrek.) Oh BTW Shrek 2 rocks! Puss in boots is my fave.

499 visitors, will 500th reveal themselves?!!?

Lozzy xXx

2004-06-18T13:55:00.000+01:00

Hey everyone,
Sitting at work in Uxbridge and I got a spare moment to come on and post, lots of you say there is a gig later which lots of people have text me about leading to a lack of credit on my phone just to let you all know I am not going to the gig tonight for lots of reasons but mainly because I finish work at 5:30 I could go early but I would like to work till the end properly. Even if I did finish early or even if I met some of you later it would still all be a rush. I don't know many of my close friends that are going, some are maybes but it would just be to much rushing about and then I would be out till 11:30 drinking and would be in bed till 1 tomorrow morning, (but then again if I don't go I'll still stay in bed until 11 or 12) also the people I've spoken to don't know for sure if it's on or not and who's going for deffinate. And last but not least I have about £10 which I'm gonna save until the next weeks gig (25th July) that I know is deffinately on, and who I know loads of my close mates are going too. No offence to the people going to this one.

O.L.T - Did anyone see Big Brother yestedray?! It was on the news alot too because of a massive bust up between the housemates or some of them at least. Marco, Nadia and Emma had a food fight, Jason got stressed and threatened to rip Marcos head off. Nadia got involved and then Victor and Emma tried to break it up but ended up arguing with each other resulting in them throwing trays and plates at each other before security and the police got involved. Excitment!! I personally prefer Marcos group of himself, Nadia, Stuart, Michelle, Emma, etc. I DO NOt like Jason, Victor, Vanessa and their little group. Get them out soon as pleash. Bo Selecta' on tonight yay!!

Ohhh long post *laughs* ah well back to work...

Lozzy xXx

2004-06-17T21:15:00.000+01:00

3-0, 3-0, 3-0 !!!!!

Go England!!! I won't talk about it too much but i'll just say it was great to see them win by a margin and not have to panic near the end and injury time, a joke for you all (If you are offended by mild sexual references please close your eyes)

"Why do all women want to meet the English football team?
Because they have never known 11 men who can stay on top for 90 minutes and still come second"

Last day of w/e tomorrow which sucks :( Back to the S*** Hole AKA Northwood. O' Fun. I haven't had any teacher visits yet but probably tomorrow, well it will have to be. (At the mo Crotia are beating France 2-1, Yay! I know it's better for England if France win but I love to see the French getting beaten!) Good news is I have been asked to go back and work in the summer for Turbervilles by the e/a's and I will get paid next time, yay!

Omg my, along with alot of other peoples heyfever is extremely bad :( My eyes are streaming and red my nose is either blocked or running and im sneezing every spare second of the day...It sucks big time, a few posts ago I was saying I hope it doesn't rain but a light shower would do me so many favours (over night of course not the sunny day) It would dampen down the pollen and would improve the pollen count and make it drop, so join me heyfever sufferers and do a rain dance tonight!! *laughs*

Lozzy (with red eyes :( )xXx

2004-06-14T20:46:00.000+01:00

I don't believe it...actually I do, after all it was England. Enough with the negetivity!!! We have all i'm sure slated the England team about last nights S*** result against the french...some blaming David Beckham, in my opinion he didn't miss the penalty, Barthez made an excellent save, however he shouldn't of taken it in the first place after playing with him for 3 years at Manchester United and practising penalties with him in training everyday, Barthez was sure to know his style and the way he would go also Beckham didn't help with the height of the shot, Gerrard should've taken it. Zidane is beyond a normal footballer, he is just too good and for England to give him 2 chances it's all he needs. Anyway enough of that i'm sure you've all spoken about it once today.

On the brighter side Switzerland and Croatia were dire to say the least when I watched them yesterday before England. So fingers crossed we'll take them easily, people say they can't see France loosing to them but when you think about it England were the better team for 90 minutes, and France only got goals because of one man and even he couldn't have scored them if it wasn't for England's slip ups. Don't take down your flags and give up hope we can still qualify!

And I have to spoligise to David James, even though he didn't have many saves to make and there was no chanc in hell of him saving Zidanes two shots he did have a good game and boy can that guy throw!! Watch him lob the ball to Gerrard on Thursday he throws it the length of the pitch litrally! Anywayz let's hope England do just as good for the 90 minutes on Thursday and let's pray to God there is no injury time!!

Lozzy xXx (No Football in post tomorrow I promise ;))

2004-06-12T20:28:00.000+01:00

Hello!
Feeling good, and I am very into the football spirit! COMON ENGLAND! It's very hard to avoid it at the moment and will be for a few weeks (not that I would want to avoid it i'm very into footie) So i'm devoting this post to Euro 04 so if you don't like footie probably best to leave now! I have to recomend "The Hits" channel (18 on freeview) it is having an "Anthem Weekend" with really good songs in my opinion, all the footie songs and some old greats like Guns n' Roses, Offspring- Pretty Fly and best of all 2 Queen songs!!! We are the Champions and Livin' on my own (Freddie Mercury) So I was listening to that alot of my spare time today because Saturday T.V is crap. I then downloaded some of the classic En-ger-land anthems onto my MP3:

Lightning Seeds: 3 Lions (Best in my opinion)
442 Feat. TalkSport presenters: Comon England
Fat Les: Vindaloo
Chumba Wumba: Tubthumpin (I get knocked down)
The Farm: All together now (Official Euro 2004 England song)

I am very jealous of my mates Chris and Rob who are flying out to Portugal tomorrow for the big match England -v- France. They're flying out there at 5am tomorrow morning and back again 3am Monday morning, very tiring but i'm sure they'll have a great time, they are going to other matches flying back and forth but i'm not sure which ones exactly. I hope we beat the French but they have such a great team I think either a low scoring draw 1-1, or one team will crack and one or other will win 3-1 (Hopefully England) We will see.

When World Cups and Eupian championships come around there is a great sense of togetherness I think, with nearly everyone flying the flag of St George or the Union Jack on their car or out of their bedroom windows, for once everyone is behind one team and everyone has something in common, even if you are not into football I know 90% of you will watch the match tomorrow or will be at the least interested in the score. So my final words are just wishing good luck to Mr Beckham, Mr Owen, Mr Rooney, Mr Lampard and alot of luck to David James who is crap in goal and the rest of the England Team for tomorrow.

COMON ENGLAND!!!!

Lozzy xXx

2004-06-10T20:28:00.000+01:00

Hey chickens!
Still having great fun on w/e but was informed I might move to the Hillingdon office next week which I really do not want to do, i'm sure they are nice and everything but the people i'm working with at the mo are just such a great laugh. Had 2 lunches today. Was meant to be meeting Mel, Luke and Sam outside my Mc Donalds but didn't see Luke or Sam out of my window so I didn't go then Mel wouldn't pick up her phone so I decided to grab some KFC from across the road and eat it in the office with the others. Then Mike texts me so I had KFC with him. When I got back to the office (After alot of piss taking *Laughs*) Mel walked through the door and Del let me have another hour after I had just been out for 45 minutes with Mike, I wasn't complaining. I then saw Luke and Sam after work in Mc Donalds and Luke got me a Mc Flurry coz I didn't have enough money. (Thanks Luke!!!)

Back to BB... Some quotes from the last few days that made me chuckle:

"Oh you bitches from hell!!!" - Gay Marco being chased with ice cream by Nadia (who isn't a bitch SHE'S A BLOKE!!)

"What is she so upset about? I didn't even swear at her all I said was for F***s sake!" - Victor after the argument with Emma where she walked in on him in the loo.

"That baby crying noise was really disturbing this morning I hate to think how you recorded that." - Stuart in the diary room.

"Big Brother assures you no babies were harmed during the making of the alarm." - BB's response to the above from Stuart.

"We're just having a cuddle" - Michelle with Stuart on top of her in a bath full of bubbles in their swimming costumes...sure only a cuddle *blah*

Hear any funny things I miss don't hesitate to add them in the comments...Bloody hell my counter is on 396 :O omg only a few days ago I was looking forward to my 300th visitor now it's my 400th! Seen as though my 300th visitor chose to remain un-known 400 is even more important!
Look forward to hearing from ya all!
Lozzy xXx

2004-06-09T21:10:00.000+01:00

Hey!
Well my heyfever is still bad but i'm feeling good my work experience is going very well in the estate agents part of Turbervilles in Uxbridge. I met Smelly Melly (AKA The Yank or Melissa) off the train this morning and had a quick chat, I then met Michael for lunch in Mc Donalds (Ha ha Mikes boss told him to pull his trousers up high!!)I then saw SAm for the second day running on the train home Luke had disappeared!! :S

Today my work involved: Trying to un jam the copier that Lynsey had 6 jams on, having a paperclip and paper fight with Derek, having a sarcastic argument with Steve about swear words (contained alot of swearing) Del said he'd tell my teachers and I said i'd tell them also of him *laughs* and then my uncle who can sack him. They are all very sarcastic, mean in a joking way and very funny, I fit in well! Ooh and Del offered me a job paying £8000 a week with commission. Not bad eh? Wish we did get paid I'd like £16000 for 2 weeks worth of chatting and paper fights...oh well.

OLT: (One Last Thing) - Get Michelle out of the BB house she is a chedder and stole my word!! I called people "Chicken" along time ago (Ask Danielle for proof also my MSN profile although that is so old I can't remeber what's on it exactly...) Michelle is a pigeon sh** get her out!

Lozzy xXx

2004-06-08T20:12:00.000+01:00

ARGH! Hayfever!!!
For those of you who don't have hayfever you are very lucky, I don't get it as bad as some people but my nose is running, I keep sneezing and my eyes are ichy and watery, Oh woe! *Chuckles* Life goes on...

I won't bore you with work experience stories because as you wern't there and you don't know the people you won't find them at all interesting, but I am having a good time as I hope you all are. I have appointments for lunch over the next few days too. *Laughs*

Oh one last thing "lol" is so yesterday and lets be honest 90% of the things you type "lol" you didn't actually find funny let-a-lone did you laugh out loud. So if you genuinly find something funny use "Action Stars" as I have through this post or just a smily face :D

Gonna go take a shower (Random statement I know but it's true)

*Sneezes twice*

Curse the hayfever....
Lozzy xXxx

2004-06-07T21:05:00.000+01:00

Good-evening to one and all, (ooo how powsh!)
I am knackered after my first day at work, working at Turbervilles solicitors in Uxbridge which has an ajoining estate agents. Sounds very formal and boring and I thought that until I got there and the people were very nice and welcoming. For the morning I was in the Estate Agents working with Derek, Lynsey and Kirsty who were funny to talk to, "Never trust an estate agent Lauren" Derek said to me as soon as I got in, how honest I thought ,lol, till I remembered he was actually an estate agent then I got myself confused lol (it isn't hard.) They speak so nicely to people on the phone and then curse whoever after the receiver is down, one incident was where Lynsey was talking to a person about selling his cottage the man said the prices people had offered were to low, Lynsey got given a hard time but remained polite before promtly slamming the phone down and muttering "You f***ing fat b******!" Also at one point during lunch the phone rang for the 6th time in 10 minutes and Derek picked the receiver up and threw it down on the desk luckily it was an internal call lol. A funny lot if not stressful.

Afternoon was spent manning reception to the solicitors with another W/E person her name is Daneesha (I think) and she comes from southall she told me she wouldn't be in tomorrow morning because she was doing her G.C.S.E. Higher Maths paper a year early :| We had a laugh and I saw my uncle a couple of times (A partner very high up lol) at which point me and Daneesha made a short list of the stuck up solicitors we had met and who we were going to get my uncle to sack lol.

The luckiest thing of the day was (apart from being next door to Mc Donald's!!!- in Uxbridge) was the god given gift of air conditioning!!!! Now I am the last one to complain about the hot weather but it was so nice to be in an air conditioned office! But when we left to go around Uxbridge the heat really hit me. I didn't finish till 5:30 so I didn't really get a chance to enjoy it so I couldn't care less if it pours or snows!

Who wants to bet on the weather being shite for when we go back to that lovely old place called Northwood...?

Lozzy xXx

2004-06-04T15:39:00.000+01:00

Hey,
Just a quick post today, not much BB news...zzzz because it's not very good lol and also a little dispute me and Martin are having...which would you prefer to play? Final Fantasy 10 or Pokemon Greenleaf? Martin has just dowloaded the latter and a translater coz it's part Japanese and not even released in America yet (ohh the privalidges and excitment! Lol) Fair doo's to Martin if it's his taste and he wants to play it. I used to like Pokemon when I was 10... Vote Final Fantasy!!

See most of you later!

Lozzy xXx

2004-06-03T17:54:00.000+01:00

Heylo dere!
Feeling slightly hyper today. Ohhh I rented Final Fantasy 10 out on PS2 for a week and I love that game!! (Ignore me if you don't know what i'm on about) Martin if I get stuck I'm asking you for help. I lost the Blitzball tornement and am feeling emotionally fragile!!! Lol!!

Lozzy's BB5 Watch. (an alternitive to Q.O.T.D while I am not at school although if I hear something it will be put up!)
Yesterday Ahmed proclaimed he would be more talkative and exciting to watch, after 20 minutes of highlights we find out he has spent the last 5 hours 38 minutes making dinner, pretty spectacular eh? ...it was rice and chicken. 5 hours?!?!
Yesterday Kitten got her 2nd formal warning and BB hit back by saying the next time she does it someone (not her) will be evicted. I thought this is a great idea even though I don't like the phyco Lez she is entertaining to watch lol get rid of ahmed although based on the amount of time it takes him to cook rice and chicken we could be waiting for weeks before he climbs the steps lol!
Today the House rule-breaker today told her housemates that she'd been issued with her final warning for bad behaviour - and that Big Brother was going to take further action. "Basically I think they're gonna chuck someone out." - PL (phyco lez). The proclamation announced that Big Brother was going to evict someone, but there was no hint about who was going to get their marching orders. "The housemate chosen to be evicted and the time of this eviction will be entirely at Big Brother's discretion," read Emma, as the housemates looked on. Marco or Ahmed pleassssssseeeee. And what is all the crap about Big Sister? Quite funny though, better than BB...imaginary girl power!!

That's about it. Gig tomorrow!!! Yay!! Oh and a few random notes: Sophie is my clock and me and Danielle are in a sinking ship the HMS Chimp-Chicken. (please dont ask!!! Lol)

Lozzy xXx

2004-06-01T18:58:00.000+01:00

Hey,
Feeling pretty tired today even though I sleep way to much. Have done absolutly nothing today I got stuck with looking after my 11 year old sister - Ellie while my mum was at work, so I watched Friends on tape most of the day, I never get tired of that show! Lol. The one when Chandler can't cry, when they are sitting on the sofa watching ET (Chandler, Monica, Joey and Pheobe) and they're all crying cept Chandler and Pheobe says "I cried at Bambi for three days, well not really on the third day my mother killed herself so I was actually crying abit for that aswell." Joey says "Yeah Chandler you must have cried at Bambi" and Chandler replies "Oh yes it was very sad when the man stopped drawing the dear." I love that bit.

Anyhoo enough of Friends for a bit, BB5. Now not alot has happened, except my views are changing I was actually laughing when Kitten climbed onto the roof and when Marco was singing in their little contest, but also Victor is starting to annoy me all he goes on about to Big Brother is how everyone likes him the main being Nadia, what he is uaware of is that she is a he or was a he. Lol. Kitten is still a phyco though.

Oh 2 more people till I get my 300th visitor!!!! If you come on here and scroll down to the bottom of the page be a dear and check if it says 300, if it does leave me a message just out of my curiosity i'm not going to pay you like Luke lol.
Lozzy xXx

2004-05-31T18:19:00.000+01:00

Hello,
Well it's half term then work experience as you all know unfortunately I did not see the severe lack of Quotes this would lead too. So i'm counting on some funny things being said in MSN convos or when i'm out with various people, also if you hear anything tell me :)

That's about it, except I saw BB5 last night and I'm liking Victor (attitude not looks...argh!) he shares my views of the phyco Lez Kitten. (Haha she also hasn't got a bed!) Also get Marco out ASAP.

Oh and SJ's dance group rock! I saw them all dancing this morning in Uxbridge and they are very nice talented people (except SJ!) ...joking joking!
Hope you have had a good bank holiday Monday ppl.
Lozzy xXx

2004-05-30T16:11:00.000+01:00

Hey there!

First of all an apology to all the people who I was talking to on MSN yesterday I kept signing in and out coz I was trying in vain to load up my MP3 software. Here's the story:

For getting a good report my dad bought me an MP3 player (not top of the range but pretty nice) Anyway when I tried to load it up it loaded on the ripper (takes tracks off CD and converts to MP3) but the driver wouldn't dowload (to put tracks from PC to MP3 player). Well it said it did but it didn't if you get me lol. So we took it back and got a replacement one. As we walked out the shop we opened it and found it was the one we had just taken in...so we went back in and got a different one (we double checked lol) got home and the driver was fine, downloaded loads of tracks from CDs to the MP3 took it out of the USB stuck in the headphones...no sound, not a sausage. By this time I thought it was taking the piss so we went back this morning to change it again. The guy checked it on the PC in the store to make sure it was busted then went and got another one just as he opened it we realised it was the first one we had taken back the day before!! So the dude went to find yet another one, at which point my dad said "I bet they only got 2 in the whole store. 3 minutes later:
Currys dude: "Sorry we have only got those 2"
I was just laughing but very pissed off at the same time. He tried to sell us a better one for £25 more and we were like no-way so he offered us the next model up from ours for £10 more coz the manager told him to give us loadsa money off for our in-conviniece mwhahaha. So I have a working one now *phew* :D

Lol long story but that's why i've been on and off MSN every two minutes over the last two days so you can all stop asking me now!! Anyhoo me and Laurell have just had an MSN convo and matched people up to characters from Friends they are most like after 2 separate people said I have Chandlers sarcastic attitude yesterday, here's who we came up with:

Me: Chandler
Laurell: Pheobe
Melissa: Monica
Pritha: Gunther
Martin: Ross
Michael: Joey
Danielle: Rachel
Amber: Janice

Any other ideas people? Ah I was un-fortunate enough to miss BB5 last night can anyone fill me in? I only heard Phyco Lez Kitten didn't get her suitcase. HAHA!!

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-29T11:40:00.000+01:00

Hello folks,
Good news is i'm feeling better mentally and physically lol. I was however a heap on the sofa with tears in my eyes watching the final Friends last night and anyone who missed it should be ashamed of themselves and I recommend shutting their hands in an oven or something along those lines of self punishment. It was soo good but it absoluetly sucks as it is finished forever now. I did tape 8 episodes of it yesterday as it was on all day while I was at school so I have alot to watch including the very first one and the very last one. I have to add one last Quote for Friday:

"I got off the plane..." - Rachel.

It was so funny and so sad!! If anyone stayed on channel 4 they would've seen the first program of Big Brother 5. All I can say is what a bunch of weirdos!!! For those who didn't watch here is a quick over view of this years contestants:

Ahmed Aghil
Ahmed is originally from Somalia, and has been a refugee for 12 years. He can speak 5 laguages.

Daniel Bryan
Daniel works as a hairdresser but is also a DJ, sings with an electro-disco band and practises Ju-Jitsu five times a week. He admits he is bi and reckons he can make any straight guy fall for him..

Emma Greenwood - Pretty much normal girl, studies law.

Jason- BLonde guy with big muscles turned up to the house in a lepard skin thong and a bow tie. Straight.

Kitten Pinder...(lovely name!)
Lesbo and caused a scene when she went phyco les coz she couldn't find her GF on the way up to the house, AKA Stroppy lez. Almost anything angers her...and if you didn't like her already check out what she called her cats...Puddypuddyquadropodteddyteddyteapot and Kittykittyquadropodtabbytabbypeaches...ok then.

Marco Sabba- The most annoying and gay person I have seen on TV ever! I hated him the moment he pranced onto my screen. Unfortunately for us he's from Middlesex and is our representative *groan!* Get him out first!!

Michelle, Shell and Vanessa - Pretty much normal, although abit bimbo-ish. Lol

Victor- I like his attitude, he does think he's abit of a rude boi though.

Stuart - Too much hair abit of a hippie.

Nadia - Portugese Transexual with the op and everything. Hasn't told the housemates, also a refugee for 8 years.

What a lovely bunch of people I can't see this being good unless something drastic happens...

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-28T18:30:00.000+01:00

Quote of the Day - Friday 28th May 2004
"One of the ten things I want to do before I die is to either have sex on a water bed full of fish...or maybe an air bed...full of helium!!!

No explanation mainly a random thing S.J said on the train home she continued to say:

"Oh shit I shouldn't of said that your not putting this on your site are you Lauren? Loz...?"

Haha I have. Because I can.

One last thanks to Amber, Mel, Blonde Lydia, Sophie, Crazy Jo, Relly and Danny for cheering me up on MSN, i'm feeling pretty pissed off and not too happy, we won't get into that though, but thanks guys. :)

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-26T17:29:00.000+01:00

HEY dudes and dudettes!
Hope you are all doing fine! Before you all ask on MSN here's how I did in the Borough Sports:
100m sprint, Heat 1: 8 racers, I came 1st by about 15+ metres according to people. I was well proud! :D

4x100m Relay: Shireen ran 1st Michelle 2nd Chrisie 3rd and me 4th. We were last but I managed to take over 3 people and we finished 5th (didn't qualify)

100m Sprint Final: I was racing in lane 3 on my left was the fastest girl in the borough and on my right was another girl who ran for the borough, those two and two others were also wearing spiked running shoes. I had a bad start and finished 5th and my calf muscle went at the end but I came 5th outta 8 with my new best time of 13.6 seconds. Not too bad against 2 borough runners!.. and the four people that finished in front were the four that had running spikes which gives them an unfair advantage. But it's over now and we all had a day off school to muck about so it was good...cept my legs are killing me now!

Back to Quote fo the Day which was quite hard to pick I was gonna have the girl who I over took on the relay who shouted "SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!" which made me laugh. But on the coach back we were watching the music videos on the DVD (I think it was Hits 57) and Dayle decided to make his own lyrics and shout them out most included homosexual activities and/or something about SJ. Lol. Songs he altered included - Liberty X, Shane Richie, Westlife, Gareth Gates, Blazin Squad, Mistique, Avril Lavigne but the Quote of the Day was when he sung this:

"Richard your so ugly!
No matter what your mother says!
Beavers are always brown!"

...to the chorus of Christina Aguilera's "I am beautiful" He sung it with his head stuck between two seats to sing to Richard M. It was very funny, also explicit lyrics to Westlifes Mandy but they may offend younger readers of this page. Lol.

Also one other thing. Stop posting stupid pointless comments this usually applies to Martin as I thought what he said about me yesterday was well out of order, I know how you will post another one just to wind me up now because you are predictable like that, save the time and don't bother typing crap.

Well i'm off to nurse my sore legs and make more display pictures for people! I made myself one on a great program called Paint Shop Pro 7. Since I put it up I have had requests for them don't worry abotu asking me they only take me 10 minutes, so far Sophie, Jo, Laurell and Helen have individual ones. I will make one for my blog and put it as my profile picture soon :D

Sheesh it's been one long post i'm off to watch friends. C ya all in school tomorrow Yay!!! ....*groans*

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-25T16:44:00.000+01:00

Hey peeps!
Feeling slightly better than last time I posted but not yet back to my hyper, crazy self. I have heard some funny stuff today, so many Quotes flying around, it's been very hard to pick one, first we have Quotes that came close:

"He Lies!" -Martin and Me in Maths (Long story and you really have to be there to have found it funny)

The next one is about Amber and Pritha talking about that song "Come with me" by someone who I can't remember lol I will check and update later. Anyway they are talking abotu the DJ:

AMBER: "He look's like my dad!"
PRITHA: "Isn't he German?"
AMBER: "He's well fit!"

Now whatever way you read it it sounds wrong, she either thinks her dad is fit or she thinks a guy who looks like her dad is fit :S but I can assure you Amber was actually talking about the DJ...I hope!

But Quote of the Day to even the scores in the on going war between Laurell and Joe is Laurell (Stop with the threats Joe - French tomorrow!!) Oh and in a short poll in Maths we discovered Laurell and Joe have both 7 people supporting them. So pledge your alligience in the comments box and we'll see who has the most people on their side!

Anyway back to the Quote, me Amber Melissa and Pritha were talking about Steven King and his books being turned into films (started as a convo about the new Harry Potter film lol) Laurell was silent till she said...

LAURELL: "Steven King isn't he the guy in the wheel chair?!"
**Everyone looks at Laurell for a minute then laughs**
LAUREN: "No...That would be Steven Hawkings..."
LAURELL: "Oh yeah the guy who played Super Man and feel off a horse and got paralised?!"
**Everyone looks at Laurell again**
AMBER: "No...that's Christopher Reed...Steven Hawkings is the worlds most famous professor you know with the computer that talks for him..." etc etc

Lol that was very funny. I won't be in tomorrow as i'm off to represent my pikey school in Borough Sports (100 metres sprint and relay) Wish me luck! And have fun in school!!!

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-24T17:30:00.000+01:00

Hi
Not a long post as I am depressed and pissed off slightly (None of your guys faults :)) but i'm only posting as a request from Matt and he should feel bloody privilidged i've stopped checking my e-mails to do it.

Quote of the Day - Monday 24th May:

Ms Bogard: "It's a word like dictatorship..."
Matt: "DICK!"
Ms Bogard: "No longer than that..."

I'm assuming it was un-intentional but it was very funny at the time. Matt also made some funny remarks about someone in our History class but I will not post at risk of my life and because the person involved has never been out of order to me. Oh and on a personal note for Matt:

"C is for cookie Good boy!! Have a cookie you did so well...oh yes you did yes you did!! Have a cookie!!"

I don't expect anyone else to get it lol. But Matt know's what i'm on about, hehehe.

Hopefully a more understandable post tomorrow when i'm in a better mood..

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-22T15:51:00.000+01:00

Hello!
O.K I have just woken up, litrally lol, I got on MSN 5 minutes ago and 6 conovs popped up so I haven't had a chance to get on here yet but here I am!

The gig last night was o.k not the best out of the one's I've been too, lot's of people say they've gone downhill but I wouldn't know because I've only been to 4 or 5 (I loose track!) I didn't get pissed but did have a few drinks. Pulled 9 guys but Helen managed 10 so well done Helen!! Whoo being single does have it's up points! Oh and I'd like to do a "shout out" (lol) for all the peeps I finally met last night - Sophie, Jo, Lydia, Laura, Charlie and all the nameless people who randomly came and spoke to me!! lol

After the gig me Helen, S.J, Rebecca and Nicky went back to her house and watched Freddie in Nightmare on Elmstreet, but I slept through most of it lol I lost interest when we couldn't get any booze to watch it with coz all the bottles were above Jenny's bed who decided to fall asleep before we got back, hehe, oh well. It was funny the next morning which is where Q.O.T.D comes in for Saturday. S.J had to wake up early to go to one of her many dancing thingie-ma-jigs and didn't wake us up till she started rolling us over and stressing coz she lost her thong!! lol (oh S.J ur embarassment!) she then phoned her mum and was convinced coz it was fluffy and Chloe the cat had eaten it! She went up-stairs got dressed and came back downstairs and declared:

"OH well I will go comando!!!"

We were slightly scared coz she was going to work with little kids and I'm sure her teacher/superviser person wouldn't be happy if she knew!!! She then sat down some what distressed and put her hand in the pocket of Ian .K's Hoody that he had leant her last night to keep warm and pulled the thong out of the pocket!!! I hope to God Ian hasn't come on to my site yet but I have no doubt someone will inform him of what has been in his hoodys pockets!!!

So S.J has Q.O.T.D but I can't see her as being as happy as everyone else when they get it because of what she said. Oh well whens she's older she will look back and laugh! (I hope)

Ah I think I might go back to bed, I've yet again got to babysit Crazy Paige and sister Jodie so I need all the energy I can get!

C ya all soon!

(Hyperactive) Lozzy xXx

2004-05-20T16:20:00.000+01:00

Hey!
Just got home about 10 minutes ago and am straight on the PC again lol. ICT was pretty funny (cept the actual work) So thanks to all my crazy mates for the comments some very stange ones there *cough* Amber *cough* There's also a comment on behalf of Mr Akister (sp) <--- Hahaha Joe where have we seen this before??

Quote of the Day has gone to Joe i'm afriad Laurell lol, yet again from a French lesson. Most of you reading this have probably already done your French speaking tests, we however don't have ours till Monday and have been preparing it for about....2 lessons. So much prep, anyhoo as ya know we're allowed as many pics on a piece of A5 as we want and a total of 5 words (like that's gonna be any use, 5 words?!) anywayz I asked Mrs Marshal if numbers were allowed and she came over and said:
"Yes I think so, actually no they're not, hold on a minute...yeah, no, no they're deffinately not. I'll check."
As she walked past Joe goes
"Thanks alot Bitch for making it soooo much clearer, It's like bloody crystal clear now...stupid french speaking frog leg eating bitch!"
It was funny because he said it so loud I can't actually believe Mrs M. didn't hear. He also say's it so seriously without even laughing till the end. Then he cracks up. Until we get yelled at mainly because Amber talks to us. (Thanks Ambs)

Oh and I've noticed how my comment boxes are turning into fighting arenas!! Laurell .v. Afro Joe. Amber .v. Laurell. Laurell is fighting on two fronts and trying to get Quote of the Day, busy day for her lol.
We also got my headfones confiscated in ICT because we used them to listen to the Bannana Phone lol. Then we were singing to it, getting weird looks, but hey! It's all good.

Erm that's about it. I probably won't post tomorrow because of gig and lack of time at home, I should post on Saturday if i'm not too busy.
Keep smiling!
Lozzy xXx

2004-05-19T17:16:00.001+01:00

And the sun is still out! Whoo!
It's been very hot today and the compitition for Quote of the Day is hotting up too. (Whoo little link there ;o)) Loads of Quotes today, mainly from French by Afro Joe also Art with quotes from Josh (yes he is quite the little comedian when he wants to be!)

Laurell's Quote was very funny but it isn't really hers, so sorry Relly i'm afraid ya can't have it today. She was singing...
"Ring ring ring ring ring Bannana Phone!"
Laurell is weird but even she couldn't have come up with something as random as this! It's from this site by the makers of "Badger Badger"

Badger Bannana Phone

Right Quote of the Day for today - Wednesday the 18th I think. Is a long conversation between me and Afro Joe in French about Tom's French book. In the winners own words (lol)...

"When Marshall said she read tom's book, the whole class fell into a deep silence. Everyone looked at Tom, with eyes wide open, and just as they started talking again, i said "Well bloody hell how long did that take him? He must have wrote the great French Novel or something..."
and you just laughed.."

Indeed, I did laugh because Mrs Marshal decided to base our oral exam prep on...Tom's French book, Yes that's right no revision guides or National Curriculum books just Tom's French book. We then continued...
LOZ: "Yeah it probably has more words in it than the French dictionary.
JOE: "That's because it's probably translated in the back"
LOZ: "Not just English but Spanish, Italian etc..."
JOE: "Exactly and he hands them to miss all on time otherwise he must punish himself"
LOZ: "By putting his hands in an oven while screaming swear words in French and every other language?"
JOE: "Most likely"
LOZ: "I bet he even has a Latvian translation in his book."
JOE: "Oh deffinately he has everything and he knows everything he will think the oral exam is for a little kid and could probably do it with his mouth sewed shut and speaking through his nose!"
LOZ:"Erm...how? Look that's his translation check list" *points to wall chart of the worlds flags*
JOE:*LOL* "Yeah and then he gives it to the bitch (he is referring to Mrs Marshal) and she makes us do it, anywayz back to Tom doing the oral French through his nose..."
I will stop there because believe it or not the convo just gets weirder from then on, me and Joe seem to go into these little rants in French I dunno why I think the teacher is driving us crazy!

More Quotes Tomorrow

P.S My counter is over 100!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-18T16:59:00.000+01:00

Whoohoo still sunny!

Quote of the Day is deffinately starting again today, deffinately no more putting it off, I've had my ears open and heard some funny and weird stuff but there is only one Quote! Before we get to the Quote we have another one which came very close. We were in Maths and Martin had yet again taken Mel's (You may know her as the Yank...erm I mean the loveable American ;o) calculator, Martin asked her how to turn it off and Mel pointed out it was solar powered, at which point Martin decided to say:
"Whats the point of that? We should have Solar powered lights!"
For the slower viewers of this page (I luv u guys! :o)) This is a stupid thing to say because to power the lights you'd need sunlight and if the sun is shining (like today!) then you wouldn't need a light, and they wouldn't work in the dark!
NOTE: Please don't think of adding a smart arse comment about reserving solar light as potential energy to use when it's dark. People have already tried saying this at school. It really isn't smart or funny.

So finally

I HAVE A QUOTE...well It's more of a song. Matt's song he created during our History lesson (4th) me and Becca were listening to my Limp Bizkit CD and Becca asked the name of the song and I told her "Take a look around" Matt over heard and thought I had said "Take a look at me now" at which point he started singing (not the best singer!) He then stopped and improvised making his own lyrics. This has achieved him Quote of the Day for Tuesday 18th of May.
Here are the lyrics:-

"Cheese is made from sort of
...off milk stuff
Moooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooo (instead of ooooo, oooo!)
*missing lyrics*

Chorus:
So take a look at my cheese!
It's just a lump of cheeeeese,
There's nothing left here to remind me,
Just a small...hard wedge of cheese."
*Matt breaks down and cries*

Lmao very funny, Reading it now I think it's a "be there quote". Lol still funny though.

See ya for more Quotes tomorrow :oD

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-17T16:54:00.000+01:00

Hey-lo der!
I have to firstly apoligise for my hyperness, I dunno why, maybe because the sun is shining! Yay! And there is a gig on Friday! And...erm...yeah it's sunny =D lol.

I have a lack of homework since the start of the exams (another reason for being happy) so i'm on here talking to my "Homeys" or "Brehs" or even "Homey Brehs" whatever you wanna call em' I think i'll stick to "Mates" lol.

I still have no Quote worthy of starting Quote of the Day off again...shame on you all, well actually I have heard some funny things just I can't remember them...so shame on me!

Well not much else to say, *!shock horror!* lol. I'd just like to say good luck to everyone in year 11 for their G.C.S.E's over the next few weeks. Especially Sophie, coz she rocks and we have some funny MSN convos. Including one about her killing Amber and then buying an arm =S lol Just don't ask.

NOTE: Amber was not harmed, Sophie isn't actually a murderer and there were no dealings involving body parts in exchange for money.

Enjoy the sunshine!

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-15T17:39:00.000+01:00

Whoohoo! After only a week my counter is up to 50!! *Luvs all the people who come and read ramblings of a strange girl* Now Quote of the Day will be back as soon as I get a half decent Quote, it has to be very good to start it all off again, and for all those who have threatened me over the last 2 weeks that if I wouldn't bring it back soon they would hurt me, Mainly S.J, it is deff coming back. Lol. So keep your ears open for something funny!

A few weeks ago I brought my Dad's digital camera into school and snapped alot of pictures, I can't upload them all and alot of people have asked for me to send them but I can't because they are just too big and most arn't on my PC at the moment. I have however got a small selection on a link site for people to laugh at I will post the link as soon as I get the right one and the right html link for it (more help needed from Luke! And I thought I could actually do this one!)...the people involved will probably hate them or claim they look terrible and will leave evil comments containing more threats but I can delete those!! :P I think there is about 6 on there, not of the highest quality because the site offers free photo hosting and if I want them good quality it would cost.

Ah the weather is sooo nice it's been so hot today! Been down to the fair with SJ and Helen which wasn't the best but we spent alot of time in the ball pond of the Fun house lol. We then walked to the Lido and spent the rest of the day there eating icecreamsa and walking all the way round and sunbathing. Hopefully it'll be hot tomorrow so SJ will have her pool up and running. Whoohoo!

Bye for now i've got to go down the road and baby-sit Crazy Paige and her lil sister Jodie.

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-14T14:02:00.000+01:00

Hey there.
Just sitting in PSHE but sitting in a computer room ~(obviously) with Laurell and Amber, just chilling and enjoying the hot weather. Exams are mostly over now except French orals which don't matter at all in my opinion.

REVALATIONS: Anthony is infact Sonic the Hedgehog, Michael is Johnny Bravo and Laurell says Martin is a pretty woman lol.

Quote of the Day is making a glorious return soon!!! Laurell wants to bring her total to 2 lets all wish her luck hehehe. OK nothing interesting to say just abit hyper. I'll do a post that makes more sense laterzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bye bye from Lozzy, Amber (Jack Black) and Rell
xXxXxXx

2004-05-12T17:57:00.000+01:00

Hey dudes and dudettes,
Thanks to all the lovely people have read my site. MY COUNTER IS UP TO 20!!! and no it is not all me or another person because the counter doesn't count multiple sign in's from one IP addy...my counter is so clever hehehe.

So today I have done...not alot except a 1 hour 55 minutes English exam which was higher tier again in which I wrote a total of 7 sodding pages and after my hand was throbbing lol and I had a red mark from my pen. Man I hate english and english teachers...in fact all teachers they walk down the rows of wonky smelly desks with the paint peeling off onto the back of your paper and look over your sholder while their shoes go *clonk clonk clonk* even the god forsaken smelly 50 year old sheet they throw over the gym floor to stop the wonky desks scratching the expensive (haha I doubt) gym floor can't stop their clonking. It's surprising so many people think the same.

I finally got round to lending Luke my Paint Shop Pro disc today...You better not damage it Luke or you can pay for a legitimate (sp) copy. hehehe im sure you won't. Also I have to do a shout out to Afro Joe who makes my French lessons with Mrs Marshal bareable and yes he makes me laugh alot but I haven't actually cried yet so that's his aim from now on. Lol. Thanks for the comments AJ. If Quote of the Day was running (which is isn't coz of Exams Grr)It would have to be the whole story Joe made up today basically about a blind Woman and a bloke with a brick (both French) who break into a jewellery shop and get away with the goods without the woman knowing what the loot was. Sounds un-funny but if you were there you would laugh very loud. I quarantee you it was halarious (plus you had to see the pictures in the exercise book, the green and blue ones. Page 125 I think)See ya in French tomoz AJ.

Wow long post! I guess I better go it's my mums birthday and we might go out plus I have revision tomorrow! Argh!!! English Literature on all those boring poems and bloody Hobsons Choice...*rolls eyes* fun fun!

See ya all soon...Good Luck!

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-11T17:22:00.000+01:00

Hello!
Well if you visited at the beginning of my site a few days ago you will now notice it has improved considerably and for this I have to say a big Thanks to Luke who set all the template and colours (It's Pink!!) for me,and if you scroll to the bottom of the page you should see a little counter...I set this up myself!! :D and I personally think it is the best, the blog would be totally lost without it, forget the template it's all about the counter hehehe...

I also have to say thanks to Luke for lending me a pencil for my science and maths exams today with a handy rubber on it which I used almost all of it nearly rubbing a hole through my Maths paper coz it was sooo hard...Grrrrr *deep breaths* and also Rebecca for the set square which I used as a ruler lol.

So as you probably guessed I had Science and Maths exams today. Both higher tier, Science was an hour, and Maths - an hour and a half. They were very hard and I think probably the hardest I will have to do all week. Argh I will stop talking about exams...

On a lighter note the gig is next Friday!! (If half the year is right I get to confubbled) Friday the 21st if my sources are right and also the following Friday the 4th. So there is light at the end of the tunnel, and then out of the S*** Hole for two whole weeks work experience. Things are looking up after all Hehehe.

Also a last note to the many people who always try and set me up at gigs...I know who you are and you better watch your backs or i'm gonna get some right mingers for ya ;) I'm joking...or am I?? Lol

Good luck to everyone doing Exams this week. :)

Lozzy xXx

2004-05-08T22:01:00.000+01:00

Whoo!!! My own blog! *Gasp* Thankyou Luke for setting it up for moi!
If you are reading this thanx alot. PLease leave me a comment to let me know you got here alright and that you know the address so I don't keep reminding you Hehehe.

Well not alot to say *another gasp* I haven't written in my diary for a long time (beginning of April I think) and have just spent an hour
typing up 4 pages of random happenings that have happened over the last month...

Basically this is it for now. One last thing if anyone has any interesting pictures (no offensive material....Madeline this is to you!) good web
links or recommendations e-mail or comment me and I'll see what I can do...

First post done, back to revising

Lozzy xXx