I have been bad, very bad I’m sorry Matt!
An explanation: At the very end of last school year Matt made a staggering 5 Quotes in a double History lesson, for this he has been awarded a LAFFQOTDS. {Lozzy’s award for five Quote of the Days} They haven’t been posted before now because I have either forgotten about it, lost the quotes, can’t be bothered etc. I am not sure if they should count as 5 separate Quotes in the table… What do you lot think? If it does Matt will have a substantial lead on everyone else which could make the competition boring. Any way the Quotes are as followed:
"Tunama- it's like Tuna, but... mispronounced."
Ms Bogard: You've got a GOOD part!
Matt: I don't like the way you say good. Does the part involve me being bummed by several large, naked, hairy men named Bubba, Frank and George?
Ms Bogard: No Matt.
Ms B To Michael: "Now, you should be really proud of this, Michael. You got a "C!"
Matt: She clearly thinks he's thick.
Loz: Absolutely.
“Your an idiot” (underbreath) – Matt about Ms Bogard
“ I heard that and I will frog that Matt” – Ms B.
“WTF?” - M
“Its a yr 8 thing going around, you say something and ill agree and then you stop.” – Ms B.
“OK you're stupid” – M
“Maybe I am.” – Ms B.
“Yes you are and you’re also ugly.” - M
“Well maybe I am” – Ms B
“Yes you are, thankyou bye.” - M
"Her speeches have random pauses in them!! I mean, what the hell? It's like two alphabets had a nuclear war, and the fallout was full stops all over the speech. Hello Northwood. School it is a. Delight to see you. All. Again." – About Mrs Ketly’s talking.
Right back to the present…
Yesterday’s Q.O.T.D:
On the way home from school, Me, Mike, Ellie (My sister) Rachel (Mike’s sister)
“What colour are you in Mike?” – Rachel
“WTF?” - Mike
“Teaching group you thick shit, they are named after colours” - R
“Oh yeah! ..Pink with purple and yellow poker dots” – M
“You are such a F***ing idiot Michael” – R
Today’s Q.O.T.D:
Again in History:
“So we have just covered how bad living conditions were in Victorian times, cramped houses, full of people who are poor and don’t work. Now what would they do if they got so desperate?” – Ms Bogard.
“…Eat each other?” – Chris L.
And my personal favourite, from walking around The Britsh Museum after school with my Art class, Me, Jake and Josh:
“Right now someone, somewhere is thinking of me” – Jake.
“Yeah I’m thinking of what a repulsive retard you are.” – Josh.
See you all tomorrow, it’ll be Friday nearly the weekend!!!!
Lozzy xXx